The New Karate Kid in town

Ok, brace yourself cuz this is real monkey-business. No seriously! I was doing my usual browsing when i came across this news >>>

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(News taken from Telegraph.co.uk)

And you know what the funny part is? The sub-line:

"A troop of performing monkeys instructed in the martial art of taekwondo has taken revenge on their trainer."

Sounds to me, the trainer has serious monkey issues while training it. What bothers me the most is, 2 things;

1. We, human beings are running out of ideas on how to earn extra cash
2. ...and monkeys can most probably take over the world!

I mean, if we can teach monkeys to do some fancy taekwondo stuff, imagine what we can turn monkeys into? I'm talking world-domination here. Alright, maybe i have been watching too much television but just imagine, take a moment to just think what the world be like if we teach monkeys the way we teach babies. Yes, babies, not dogs...

Two things can happen, first, whoever who train those monkeys will definitely become instant millionaires and second, the monkey will kick our human ass!

You think aliens or currupted politicians taking over is scary? You have no idea what you're missing out on...

So, some word of advise for those brilliant people out there, think twice, wait, make that thrice before teaching human knowledge to animals.

Cheers!

xoxo